By this point, you’ve probably been pitched everything from crypto courses made by 19-year-olds in Bali to “exclusive” masterminds that cost more than a used Honda Civic.

And if you're feeling overwhelmed… good.

Because I’m here to confuse you even more.

Ready?

Here it is: Private Money Lending.

What the heck is that?

Well, in short — you become the bank. Except with less paperwork… and hopefully fewer fraud investigations.

You lend your money out and secure it with something real — like a house, a building, or in one case, a guy’s prized comic book collection (spoiler: I said no).

Personally, I like real estate. Because unlike people, it can’t ghost you.

At this point, you might be wondering: Who is this person and why should I trust him?

Fair question.

Who am I? I’m the self-proclaimed “Warren Buffett of Weird Loans.” I’ve made every mistake in the book — twice.
Once to confirm it was real, and again just to make sure it still hurt.
I’ve funded everything from real estate flips to a guy who said he was building a goat-powered lawn care business.
Spoiler: it didn’t scale.

Why listen to me? Honestly, you probably shouldn’t.
But you’ll at least learn what not to do — and that alone could save you thousands.

People love to ask me the Big Three™:

1. “Do you have any formal education in finance?”
2. “Are you part of any professional network or legit organization?”
3. “Have you ever taught someone who didn’t immediately set their money on fire?”

And my answers?

Nope. Nope. And once… maybe.

I didn’t go to Harvard. I went to YouTube University and graduated magna cum laude from the School of Trial & Error. My “professional network” is a Facebook group full of semi-retired landlords who argue about cap rates and post memes about evictions.

And yes, I once helped a buddy fund his first deal. He made $18,000… then spent it all on a lifted golf cart and a drone he crashed the same week.

To be fair, these people are fictional. I didn’t make them up — they just kind of appeared in my imagination fully formed and financially unstable.

I also get asked other favorites, like:

“Why are you selling this for only $19.95? What’s the catch?”
Simple. $20 felt too aggressive.
And $19.99? That’s what gas stations use to trick you — I respect you more than that.

“What’s the catch?”
Honestly? If you think this has a catch, wait until you see what your cousin paid for that drop-shipped pet rock business course.

“Are you making money from this guide or from upselling me later?”
Am I trying to upsell you? Maybe. But let’s be clear — if I was really trying to get rich off this, I wouldn’t be pricing it lower than a medium pizza. I’d be standing in front of a rented Lamborghini with a drone and a dream.

So here’s the deal:

You can either spend the next 6 months piecing together advice from a guy on Reddit named LoanDaddy420 (and if that’s his real name then I’ve been underestimating community college mascots)...
OR
You can grab this guide for less than what you probably spent on coffee this morning.

Click below to get the guide and learn how to turn your capital into cash flow — without tenants, toilets, or turmoil.

Worst-case scenario?
You waste $19.95 and never trust a guy with questionable financial metaphors again.

Best case?
You make your money back 100x and send me a thank-you fruit basket. (Preferably with mango.)